Now deploying at ludicrous speed

Deploy in
15 milliseconds.

One Discord message. One AI bot. Your entire website — built, deployed, and live before your brain finishes processing this sentence.

Start Deploying → See the Numbers
0.015 s
Average deployment time*

How it works

Three steps. No CI/CD pipelines. No YAML. No suffering.

01

Message the Bot

Open Discord. Type what you want. "Build me a landing page for my cat's startup." That's it. That's the whole step.

02

AI Goes Brrrr

Our AI reads your message, builds your entire site, configures hosting, sets up SSL, and deploys — all while you're still typing "thanks."

03

You're Live

Your site is live on a custom domain. DNS propagated. HTTPS enabled. Lighthouse score: yes. Time elapsed: 15ms (give or take a few minutes).

Numbers that speak volumes

We measured these ourselves. Very scientifically.

15ms
Deployment Time
*measured on a good day
0
YAML Files Written
as god intended
Developer Happiness
unmeasurable, honestly
1
Discord Message Required
okay maybe 2 if you have typos

What people are saying

Real testimonials from real people who definitely exist.

I used to spend 3 hours configuring Webpack. Now I send a Discord message and go touch grass. My therapist is thrilled.
Sarah K.
Former DevOps Engineer, Now Happy
15.ms deployed my site faster than my CI pipeline can fail. Which it does. Every time. Without fail.
James R.
Senior YAML Engineer
I asked the bot to build a website for my dog's birthday party. It did. It also bought a domain. My dog has better SEO than me now.
Alex M.
Dog Dad & Accidental Tech Lead

Simple pricing

No tiers. No enterprise plans. No "contact sales."

The Only Plan™

$0/forever
Seriously. It's free. We're not a real company.
  • Unlimited deployments
  • AI-powered site generation
  • Custom domains
  • SSL certificates (fancy!)
  • Zero configuration
  • No vendor lock-in (we barely have a vendor)
  • Priority support (we'll reply... eventually)
  • A sense of superiority over DevOps teams
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* 15ms deployment time is aspirational. Actual deployment may take slightly longer. Like, a lot longer. But it sounds cool.