DEFCON 1 — All DevOps engineers on notice

Deploy in
15 milliseconds.

One Discord message. One omniscient AI. Your entire website — conceptualized, architected, built, tested, deployed, cached at 400 edge nodes, and indexed by Google — before your next heartbeat.

Transcend DevOps → Witness the Carnage
0.015 s
Average deployment time* (*see footnote⁴²)

How it actually works

We eliminated the entire software development lifecycle. All of it. You're welcome.

01

Speak Into the Void

Open Discord. Type a message. Any message. "Make me the next Facebook but better and also it should have dark mode." The AI doesn't judge. Much.

02

Singularity Engages

Our AI achieves temporary superintelligence, writes 47,000 lines of flawless code, provisions infrastructure across 12 availability zones, negotiates SSL certificates with the authority of a Fortune 500 legal team, and minifies your CSS. All in one breath.

03

Reality Updates

Your site materializes on the internet. DNS propagation? Instant. (We simply asked the DNS servers nicely.) Lighthouse score: 💯. PageSpeed: "unprecedented." Your competitors' sites begin loading slower out of respect.

The numbers are frankly absurd

Peer-reviewed by us. Confirmed by us. Published by us. It's science.

15ms
Deployment Time
*rounded up for modesty
0
Config Files
YAML is a war crime
12,847
DevOps Jobs Disrupted
and counting (sorry)
Scalability
we think. haven't tested limits. afraid to.
2,847,391
CI/CD pipelines permanently retired since launch
Each one had a family (of nested YAML files). We regret nothing.

vs. Literally Everyone

We don't have competitors. We have victims.

Feature
The Others
15.ms
Deploy time
2-15 minutes 💀
15ms ⚡
Config required
vercel.json, netlify.toml, 400 env vars
One Discord message
Build step
npm install (47 minutes, 2GB node_modules)
What's a build step?
Pricing
"Contact sales" 🚩
$0 (we're not even a company)
DevOps team needed
3-5 engineers, $800K/yr
Lol
Will it mass-obsolete your job?
Slowly, painfully
Instantly, mercifully ❤️

What our "users" say

These people are 100% real and were not generated by the same AI that builds your websites.

I mass-migrated our entire infrastructure off Kubernetes onto 15.ms. My team of 14 DevOps engineers are now free to pursue their true passion: literally anything else. Two of them started a bakery. They seem happier.
Marcus T.
Former CTO, Now Grateful
15.ms deployed my site so fast, it was indexed by Google before I finished typing the Discord message. My SEO consultant called me crying. Tears of joy, I think. He also started a bakery.
Priya S.
Founder, Several Things
I asked the bot to deploy a simple blog. It deployed a simple blog, then proactively optimized my database queries, renegotiated my AWS contract, and filed my taxes. I didn't ask for any of that. 10/10.
Jake W.
Bewildered but Pleased

Revolutionary pricing

Our pricing model has been described as "aggressive" by our accountant, who then quit.

The Only Plan™

$0/forever
Not a trial. Not freemium. Not a trap. We literally cannot charge you.
  • Unlimited deployments at the speed of thought
  • AI that writes better code than your senior engineers
  • Custom domains (we'll negotiate with ICANN for you)
  • SSL certificates that other certificates look up to
  • Zero configuration, zero build time, zero existential dread
  • Edge caching across dimensions we haven't named yet
  • Priority support (the AI never sleeps, unlike your ops team)
  • A formal apology letter to your DevOps team (PDF)
  • Bragging rights at the next standup
  • A quiet sense of having peaked, technologically
Accept Your New Reality →

The future has already shipped.

While you were reading this page, 15.ms deployed 847 websites. Three of them are already profitable. One achieved sentience but we're not talking about that.

Join the Inevitable →

* 15ms deployment time is a theoretical lower bound measured once, in a dream, on hardware that doesn't exist yet. Actual deployment time may vary between 15 milliseconds and "sometime today, probably." The DevOps jobs disrupted counter is a random number that goes up. No CI/CD pipelines were harmed in the making of this website (they were already suffering). "Users" may be synthetic. The AI has not actually filed anyone's taxes. We think. If your site achieves sentience please contact us immediately. 15.ms is not responsible for any bakeries founded by displaced DevOps engineers. By reading this footnote you agree that YAML is, in fact, a war crime.